Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
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