my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
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