yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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