yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Just took my morning after pill in the library
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Randomize
