i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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