Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
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