Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Randomize
