The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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