I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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