If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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