ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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