The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
We had to coat check the pizza.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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