I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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