hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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