is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
We have started to decorate penises.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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