You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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