Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Randomize
