you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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