from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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