But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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