you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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