Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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