no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Come see our sink grown plant.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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