names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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