Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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