Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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