Where is the hickey?
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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