I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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