used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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