no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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