so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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