do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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