I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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