is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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