Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
