i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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