Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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