I am puke
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
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