I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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