Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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