I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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