Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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