Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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