just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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