I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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