You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
