First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
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