My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
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If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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