I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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