they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
