Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Randomize
