jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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