Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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